Ask Beastly: How Do I Make My Porn Interesting?

Don’t perform—just play. The best porn is real, not perfect.

I am 58, fat, and with an average penis. I have always wanted to create porn, so I joined Pornhub. I just don’t know how to make the video clips as interesting as possible.

— Rev. Mark

Hi Reverend,

Welcome to porn. You included a link with your message, which I assume was to your porn content. I did not open it, and I did not include it here with your mess…