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Ask Beastly: Can I Douche With a Water Bottle?

Ask Beastly: Can I Douche With a Water Bottle?

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Alexander Cheves
Jul 30, 2025
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Hiiii! So I’m about to have my first sexual experience, but I don’t want to go to the drug store and buy a douching item because, you know, if my parents find out. Would a water bottle work, and if not, what alternatives are there?

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Drugstore enemas are disposable, so you can toss them in the bin when you are finished, but I understand fearing that you…

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